wheels and ladies
Alright, so i’ve bought a bike. It may in fact be a ladies bike, the “Pretty Lady” text scrawled across it probably should have given it away. But really, what is the difference? the bar is angled down, as opposed to straight across? is that it? does lifting your leg up to get over your bike make you more of a man? i can really only compare it to a dog pissing. Male dogs lift up one leg, female dogs don’t, should we be following the lead of dogs? given their status as a delicacy over here?
Frankly, i think i’ll enjoy not having to lift my leg up so high, the amount of squatting required over here will be more than enough legwork for me.
hey pretty lady,
I like your blog. i’ve posted it to my facebook site.
Love Caroline
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It’s not so much the angle of the bar is it Long? I think the basket is the real issue…
Frank.
i think it’s just that the picture doesn’t fully show the basket’s rough metallic build and the fact that it is empty. When it’s filled with it’s usual contents of beer and footy it’s unmistakably manly.
In truth though, it’s been way too rainy to explore its gender.
Female dogs squat when they piss…do you do when you get on the bike? I’m confused! I think it’s a pretty bike would be a lot nicer it it was orange.
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